Well, the WFAN version of the Meet The Mets song for Mets Extra will have to change in 2009, because the old line about hot dogs and green grass out at Shea just won't work anymore. This is my first draft for the new song. I'm still working on it, but I've got time...
Meet The Mets, Come See The Mets
Come To Citi Field and lease a seat for the Mets
Sell the kiddies rent out your wife
Guaranteed mortgage rates to pay the rest of your life
Popcorn peanuts for sale at Citi Field
Take out a loan to pay for every meal!
Cause the Mets are really socking the ball
This homerun is brought to you by our new branch at Green Acres Mall
East Side West Side
Our ATMs don't charge a dime!
But to see the M-E-T-S METS
You'll need a credit line
We'll bleed you dry...
A Citi Credit Line!!!